i can change, baby

i swear, i'll be good to you. i'll post like, all the time.
whenever i have something to say.
even if it's dumb.

like, uh...
i can't decide if i should secure the front of my wrap-tie shirt so that my brassiere doesn't show, or if that would look dumber and possibly contribute to the potential erroneous-maternity-shirt look.

see?

i bet i misspelled all kinds of stuff in that, too. and i'm not going to spellcheck it, either. that's how committed i am to you, baby.